They’d be fighting over radioactive shards of glass for the next two millennia.

I’m pretty sure you have to be in some kind of love with your partner to pilot one of those.

If he said he didn’t, that’s essentially as good as a confession from him.

Chicago style

And I thought I-45 being an “interstate” that only exists in Texas was bad!

In this part of the Pick Your Own Adventure, if you pick the “let the bos unlock you” path, you have to start reading from the back cover to the front because it turns into a manga with no girls in it.

There’s a thin membrane/layer of tissue that lives between all your organs, so that explosively delaminating would be protonic reversal bad, but in a slow, wet, meaty sort of way.

EXPLOSIVE

INTERSTITIAL

DELAMINATION !

that is fucking wild. Did you take this pic or find it?

They boiled an ocean to translate that.

is this a valid license plate?

C==8

alternatively:

3oh8

I was reminded, after showing this to a friend, that I once tried to make cocktails out of bad tequila and Steven Segal’s asian experience energy drink, and so I can pass no judgement. Godspeed you crazy fool

Biblically Accurate Leprechaun

Latin for vampire, actually.

DJI: Yep, totally just a bug. Here’s 30K, shut the fuck up about it you little blabbermouth.

A truly remarkable circumference

The rubber duck is cheaper

You gotta be knowledgeable enough to know when they’re destructive, that’s the rub.