You got a problem with the Taskmaster?

Sadly not everyone has. He’s doing pretty well in the role of martyr for the nazis

What children?

Of course you can just simply build your own house and grow your own food. Easy as what. /s

Tom Hanks was traveling to Suriname?

Oh no you didn’t!

Maybe 50 years is a bit optimistic. The average meme-fame is closer to 50 hours.

I proudly jerk off to tinkerbelll porn and so should you. Tinkerbell needs your attention! Don t let her die!

I am convinced, consider me converted. As of today I’m a hydro homie

I don’t know, but it’s been dead since 2023

Kiwi pizza

That’s perfectly healthy behaviour

I’m willing to sacrifice the value of your meme collection in order to save the planet

Instructions unclear. Stuck my head out of a rhinoceros’ ass.

Blame tablet culture. Everything is now optimally desgined for user friendliness. Kids can just download an app from the appstore and point at what they want it to do. People don’t even know anymore how the filesystem on their computer works. If the dow load pup-up in chrome disappears, they think the download has dissapeared and they need to download it again.

Well, I think 2026 is going to be a good year for my career. I’m almost done with my thesis, so I expect to start 2026 by getting my bachelor. From there, I’ll see what happens, but at least it opens up a lot of oppertunities.

What is this machine?

An eater of clocks on an eater of cocks

I was thinking “crock on a crook”