Men are available 24/7

I‘d like you to meet Europeans some time.

Nah, the macOS equivalent would be going to starbucks

Or whose last name is Blimpson.

A reasonable argument would be because oop sees sex as something special and would like a partner that thinks of it the same way.

In reality, oop probably thinks of woman who are on tinder as worthless sluts and doesn’t want a woman with a higher headcount than him because it bruises his ego.