Captain! A sea mine!

No worries!, plow a head! We got rid of our…

Powpfffffffplopcaboooooom! Pffffffsssshhhhh! Spluffff! Pfkaptffff! Swish…

Oh there you are! I was saying that we got rid of our…why can I see thru you? Where are my legs? But I’m walki…moving without my…where are my hands? I’m gone!

Boss! Looks like we’re dead. There’s the big light over there, let’s go. Oh hey, Hey! Mr Epstein! So is that guy a pedo?

Yes, yes he is, but nobody is a pedo here. It turns out that earth is just a soul torturing place and when you’re done you become free of anything. There’s no age in the eternal.

Wow, oh I see, I can’t feel anger and I don’t feel sadness either. So we were just doing a play?

Yeah, its a thing the gods do with us for their entertainment. Well somebody does it we assume. And speaking of the devil, looks like I gotta go down there again. One last thing, you are me and I’m you. We all are each other. Time is relative. Anyway, now I’ll be an autistic girl for 25 years. Yeah she gets run over by a Tesla. Not that Tesla, this is an AI Tesla after the robots too over in 2035. I didn’t tip again… Cuz I’m autistic and that’s just principle. Gotta go get born!

Hey, I’m a noob, I’m getting this weird folder not created message.

I like that just moving the torrette a few degrees costs more than my gas tank per week.

You mean Arco’s vs arco’s vs ARCO’s? I hope that’s plurally correct. Auto correct.

It’s they! They are too heavy and will hurt your back.

He’s not hard. The girl bit the shirt out of his little Johnny, remember?

Lots of people could fit there

This is such a disgrace to be replaying this historical chapter again. It should be that if you even suggested to ever do this in a real political way that you should be taken to a public spot and made to wash everyone’s car for a week. Its such a terrible future that we’re allowing to happen. There should be a way to never become this politically or socially built into our laws and regulations.

For men and women:

This was in my history book:

Pfizer your favorite any radiation pill provider! A bonus anti Cancer pill in every box. Yeah they got an anticancer pill since the 60’s but it’s not good if you just get cured and you leave. But with fall out, you’ll keep coming back for more!

Costco foldable Bunkers! With ceiling plasma TV rooftop and solar panel rechargeable batteries!

Need to dig a hole and cover it with some shit afterwards? It doesn’t matter if you gotta bury someone you cared for or you’re simply looking for an extra shelter! Home depot can help! Home depot, you got the questions, we got the questions! Home depot!

Seriously, don’t forget to pick up your little home depot lawn flags. My relative used to work for them and when they passed away, during the burial, a big caterpillar filled the hole. Very unceremoniously. Then they rolled up a roll of fresh lawn over the hole. Finally the guy went around stepping on the seams, watering and finishing it off with home depot lawn flags. They just had to do that shit. I’ve worked hard to not remember their names or anything so I don’t end up drafted to war and learning a very special set of skills. I’ll never forget the flags.

Oh boy! My neighbor’s with their big ass truck are going to get a heart attack:

Maybe they lose a lot of money due to some random war event?

Every time I login, I’m going to send a selfie to my Congress man or woman with a meme text on the top and bottom. Maybe it could just be “fuck asshole” at the top. And “I’m an adult” at the bottom.

The population of the united States has suddenly jumped in age to 54. They don’t give Fuchs.

It was quick in and out but I had to take it hundreds of times before I passed…out. I take it a few times here and there for practice.

Will they brake my hand against a door if I try to complaint?

I do mail in for the same reason. I get to study the issues before and during my vote. I take my time deciding.

The people who chose #2 clearly did not take their time.

I had to take it orally.

Last time there was a simple choice:

1)First woman president who is also representing various minority groups.

2)A pedophile criminal convicted and indicted in many occasions. Paid off Stormy Daniels to suck his little peepee. Possibly murdered a baby and several women who he abused as kids. Worse show on NBC where everyone hoped he would get fired. Disrespectful to everyone, specially women.

Okay… It’s been a long weekend apparently.