Yeah I guess if someone wanted to set a sort of parental control you’d just make them a user with limited control which we have already ways to do

It should be something like date of birth and at what age are they no longer considered a minor, then its hashed and the system will only say if they are to be considered a minor or not but not give any information on the actual dates set or anything. Or like a specific number of years to countdown from instead of a date

For some reason I just imagined a necromancer, the word mortician sounded like magician but of morts

Its OK, they just find a home in your butthole