not nearly close, but i can appreciate a good joke

go fuck yourself. not everyone is from a country where pedophilia is normal

dudes worry about their dick size too much. i don’t have a 12" dong, yet every woman I’ve been with before told me it could be a bit smaller and that they’re struggling with it

straight from the Murderbot diaries

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sorry i’ve fetched the video but it seems i can’t upload it here directly, or at least my lemmy client doesn’t let me

this guy bootstrap-paradoxes 👆