My wife has a beautiful, round face. It’s the kind of face that all the most wonderful grandmothers had when they were her age. I look at her, and I can’t wait to grow old alongside her.

Matthew 25:40

What you do to 🇲🇽Jesús, you do to ✝️Jesus

“Be the cute chick you want to see saving the world”

-Sun Tzu or smth idk

That’s fair

Or they just put caltrops in paper bags on the road to be mean XD

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Gourmet vs Gourmand

Life’s better when you can enjoy complex things for their complexity and simple things for their simplicity =)

As I said of Pacific Rim in another comment:

A giant robot hits a giant monster with a boat, it doesn’t get better than that!

But then another personal favorite of mine is 12 Angry Men. Black & white, most of the movie takes place in a single room, but still fantastic

That’s why Pacific Rim ranks so high in my book

A giant robot hits a giant monster with a boat, it doesn’t get better than that!

I’d do it if my wife made only another $20k

As it stands, though, money is tight and my field of study pays better

Achievement Unlocked: Western Schism

Pretty sure he meant “normal” as opposed to “programmer” XD

Stop confusing the poor German!

Clanker-wankers don’t have feelings

Done hacking, time for hacking

Hatsune Miku

So they’re trespassing? Jesus has something to say about that

For if ye forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you:

But if ye forgive not men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses.

For sure! It’s just one of those fun little legal oddities, like the time the ATF classified a 14" string with loops on either end as a machinegun

That’s a flintlock, I’m pretty sure it doesn’t count as a “firearm” in the US XD