(Attenborough voice) Espresso finch finds itself newly evolved in this concrete jungle. Sometimes competeing with the cocaine finch for energy sources, this species has evolved to consume coffee beans and used grinds it finds due to the gentrification of this jungle. It builds up pressure by holding in its urine for weeks and then using it to dissolve the nutrients for easy digestion. Sadly, this species is now on the verge of extinction being sought by hipsters and bored millionaires for their unique methods.
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While not fully relevant, reminded me of this gag.
I know it’s a joke but I’ve legit curbed my snacking habits by eating a single chip as slowly as I possibly can.
A bit tough at the start but over time, that need to inhale yummy foods does reduce. Would recommend trying!
And now you’ve given me a new way to level up in Zen. Going to win Zen so hard, you’ll be eating my Cheese & Jalapeño flavour dust.
It’s probably because of the English. Don’t get too close to them.



One phrase I have eaten from Joe Abercrombie for anything eloquenty put is simply “those were good words”. Even simple words hit hard when meant sincerely.
Would recommend the book series (First Law trilogy)!