A part of me wonders if Obama really wanted to say that. But then again, Obama is also part of the corporate machine.

Trains AND high schools in Utah?

For science (and alcohol), I had a dude kick me in the nuts. I have not tested vagina kicking on a willing participant yet, so I don’t really have any data.

His brain doesn’t work anymore.

That’s a really good perspective. I shouldn’t get angry, I should see it as the red flags that it is. Thank you.

I’m not a girl and I do a lot of things for money.

Like working a job, lying about my day, saying pleasantries at coworkers, to doing live meetings with bosses which is like Only Fans but internal.

Dicks are soft and squishy. Even when it’s harden, it’s vulnerable to pain.

Source: my weak spot

Betty White is a tough cookie and I can see her saying that.

I thought it was silly and funny. It has classic Reddit all over it.

Honestly I miss early AI.

I miss the ugly art. I miss the weird tangents. I miss Will Smith eating spaghetti and consuming himself.

I know you can set up a quick AI to relive this… But it was better when it was the norm.

I live in three different cities and in those cities, people use train, subway, and trolley interchangeably.

Thanks Obama.

so MAGA can threaten the president and it’s cool? Smh.

AI brings MAGA a reality they can’t have. Like family who likes them, children who didn’t abandon them, and support a President who didn’t cheat on his wives, have multiple divorces, rape a bunch of girls and may have killed a kid.

That’s what happened in Cyberpunk. Internet became garbage because of rogue AI.

Okay, so 200 erect penises in a line, and all you have to do is lightly brush them all with the palm of your hands as you run by like you’re high fiving them…

For a million dollars.

Will somebody please think of the poor dad who was drunk who fired the gun that killed his young adult daughter, who has a boyfriend, a future, a life of opportunities cut short?

First rule of gun ownership is you point your gun only at what you want to destroy.

Guns are not false threats. They are not tools to make everyone chill out.

As a gun owner, I don’t “show” people my gun unless I plan to destroy them.

I know for sure the best time to clean my pistol is during a heated argument.

Apparently there’s a video of him reacting to it in real time.

Which is even funnier that he couldn’t have been bothered to watch whatever this Alt-Halftime show was.