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Cake day: June 29th, 2023

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  • Yeah, we switched from tea to coffee in a deeply ironic way (tea can be grown in decent chunks of the continental 48, most notably the Carolinas and the pnw) over tariffs, but we’re hooked on the dark brown and it requires tropical mountains to grow, no ifs, ands, or buts. It can handle the diversity of its native Ethiopia to such far off lands as Indonesia, Colombia, and Kona, but you’re never having a nice mug of that blue mountain brew nor are you getting roused by a cup of Rainier. Not even the mountains outside San Diego can grow it. In other words, we’re addicts who are pissing off our dealers as our government doesn’t notice they’re taxing that from us.


  • Cool, but sometimes I just want pot. Like, best case scenario dealers have been women I occasionally hit up for weed and occasionally hit up for sex, which was pretty great in my early-mid 20s, at which point I’d get whatever they had to offer (their favorite bud, or maybe edibles from Michigan). It was pleasant but it was a whole ass thing and usually I had to buy in small quantities.

    I’m in my 30s now, everywhere I’ve lived recently has had fully legal pot. It’s a minor errand no different from when I notice I’m a bit low on whiskey. Thanks to the legality and ease of purchase I just keep some on hand as a general analgesic for me and sleep aid for my wife. Also I don’t have to go find dealers anymore which is nice.