Car tires are obedient little sluts, well mine are.

If it does happen, the GOP will just mitch McConnell/weekend at Bernie’s him and come up with something stupid like say he was downloaded into an AI chatbot just before he died, Clarence Thomas will suddenly get a new motorhome and the supreme court will issue a ruling that chatbot Trump can finish out his 2nd and 3rd term as president.

I like how Fox news likes to put question marks on their headlines. Breaking: Democrats to use ground up aborted Christian baby fetuses to feed illegal transgender athletes? We never said that was happening we’re just asking the tough questions.

You can tell me I’m a doctor, and don’t call me Surely.

Recently bought a WRX, the O2 sensor went bad, the shop I normally use didn’t want to mess with it so I went to the dealership. While I was waiting I get a text saying my car needs $8,000 worth of work, I just bought the thing so I am starting to panic, the advisor said the battery sensing plug was messed up and to fix it the ENTIRE engine harness had to be replaced. I asked to see what they were talking about, so we walked into the shop, it was a small plastic plug about the size of my pinky finger the previous owner had wrapped in electrical tape so i asked if we can just wrap it back up, the mechanic shrugs but wraps it back, that was 2 years ago still never had an issue even though the advisor was like you need to get this fixed sooner rather than later. Never went back.

I figured it was something like that.

So what that brick do?

My personal favorite is when you pass someone, get a mile or two ahead of them, then they speed up, get in front of me and slow down again. I call it leap frogging.

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My understanding was the grand jury was more or less a formality so that double jeopardy would prevent any future prosecutions from happening, but what you’re saying 100% tracks as well.

Don’t real cops/law enforcement usually go before a grand jury when they are involved in a shooting? Seems like Ice would have to do the same, maybe grand juries are gay now or something 🤷‍♂️.

I’m 1/32 parakeet on my mom’s side she is a descendant of princess pet smart.

tRump really is such a swell guy looking out for the Democrats all this time, you’d think they would show him a little more appreciation.

This also means fucking other men, assuming you can get your hands on one.

The Epstein files don’t exist, but if they did they aren’t that bad, but if they are it’s no big deal cause I’m not in them, but if I am it’s fake news, and if it’s not it’s because Democrats are in them and it’s all a hoax, and if I did blow bubba he probably deserved it.

Probably means 100 degrees of Freedom° units no C°

Yeah but he’s paying for it with his grift money right?

You see those cushions, that couch was asking for it.

No one is truly gone until they are cut copy and pasted beyond all human recollection.

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