My colorblind ass eyes say green/sky blue

I’m not gullible.

(I’m mad that even though I disabled animations in Voyager, it’s animating the thumbnail anyway)

Basically what I think of Simpsons “predictions”.

Matt Groening isn’t some kind of clairvoyant. He just knows history and recognizes patterns.

No…! Not the pineapple under the sea! 😭

To build more, you’d need a Foreman

!aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

Just to clarify, I’m not British.

But what @I_Fart_Glitter said.

It’s for storing Juan megabyte

He’s burning in hell. I’m savoring a delicious onion sandwich in celebration. What could be better?

TBH, onion sandwich is delicious. Never tried with cheese tho

(Just sliced onion and a lil bit of oil (I use soy oil because it’s what we use, and it’s cheap here, but I guess olive oil may work) in a baguette. You can add a pinch of salt or pepper if you want)

There’s a similar double entendre in Ar/Uy. “Cola” is both “queue” and “tail/butt”. Now the common expression is “haceme la cola”, which could be taken as “do (stand in) the queue” or “do my butt”

Plot twist: that is the neighbor’s apartment, and this video is cut off just after installing Mint, and just before he enters the apartment

It would be better if you put the warning in the title. Voyager (a popular Lemmy client) doesn’t show the post text until after you open the post if it contains media, at which point the video is already uncovered and playing

My sisters’ was the more modern 48K “Plus” version, with hard plastic keycaps and somewhat extended keyboard (separate arrow/delete/graphics shift/etc keys). Unfortunately I lost it somewhere in my storage room, and don’t think it would even turn on at this point 😕

Yeah, there were some gems there. I’m particularly fond of Sir Fred, R-Type, Nodes of Yesod, and Atic Atac, and regularly fire up FUSE to play them 😁

My first computer (not counting my sisters’ aging ZX Spectrum+) was something called a Nikita PC Vivaz/PC Kid. It was essentially a famiclone with keyboard and mouse, in the shape of a tower PC.

It had quite a few programs like a word processor, spreadsheets, phone book, notes, a drawing application, some BASIC variant, and various games. It was obviously quite limited in what you could do with a 4KB of battery-backed RAM “disk” shared by all applications. It also had a slot for Famicom cartridges to play regular FC/NES titles with gamepads.

I remember my friends telling me it “wasn’t a computer” because it had no monitor (the display was a regular TV), and it didn’t “have Windows”.

This was in 1998, and I still cringe to this day.

(My first x86 machine was a 200MHz Pentium MMX tower with IIRC 16MB of RAM and 1GB disk, in 2004)

Edit: also, I didn’t experience the information superhighway until IIRC 2005, in the Uni’s library

I use arch btw

“Bioengineering” a big Umbrella term.

The evil is resident in the word

1. I’m not USAian
2. Making fun of 21st century Adolf is always acceptable,
3. Fuck off ;)

It would be a nice party game