What do you mean we apes try to anthropomorphize(?) everything?

Can we please just start the noosing and the guillotining now?

But only a genius fights a war on 3 fronts

1. Iran
2. Cuba
3. United States

We have not only seen our neighbors murdered, abducted, and beaten at the hands of ICE - now Minneapolis has FUCKING BOUNTY HUNTERS.

They’re pointing assault rifles at bystanders for witnessing their crimes.

I hope someone finds this man hanging from a light post outside the White House.

they’ll either allow an attack or stage one so they have a reason to skip the midterms.

Sometimes when I close my eyes I still see wet shit Picasso dripping off the bathroom ceiling.

It’s been 20+ years.

Me working at Jimmy Johns - slicing meat like a boss

Ms Thunder-Thighs Crack McPipe skips the line and goes straight to bathroom.

Boss comes out an hour later “Hey meat slicer. I need you to clean the bathroom.”

SHIT EVERYWHERE. On the floor, on the toilet, on the walls, ON THE 15 foot ceiling.

I quit in the spot.

Fuckin LinkedIn bro - you say something real or push against the status quo and you’re instant shadow banned.

Copy and paste some gpt slip about the stupidest shit anyone has ever said though… now you’re a genius.

These people are fucking dumb.