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Gosh… I really do like food…

I’m not gonna tell you because I have an aunt named Patty McBride IRL, and this just got real weird

Yeah, and I foresee over $30 trillion of potential revenue in my OnlyFans page.

The difference? There is a realistic expectation of at least some guaranteed revenue from my onlyfans page without incurring tens of billions of dollars in debt first.

And I can show legitimate growth on my onlyfans page without the aid of “AI”. And while “AI” is a fad, the world‘s oldest profession isn’t going anywhere…

And who are these billionaire friends of yours that didn’t offer to replace all your tires for you?

He looks like the vampire that all of the other vampires don’t talk to because they think he’s a loser

Yeesh… sorry you’re having a messy breakup, but that’s not at all what I was talking about 😬

wow

“This just in: Trump is a Nazi, film at 11”

Prepare to be as disappointed as you always have

It’s complicated

It’s easy to avoid this if you just fuck men instead

C’mon. Just try it. promise you’ll be glad you did… ;)

Unknown, because they both had so much stolen meth in their cars, when they collided, they both exploded into a fireball that wiped out everything within a half a mile radius

Truly kismet

Guillotineworthy, even

But Obama is black and wore a tan suit while eating Dijon mustard.

I will say that excel has always been a solid product, but I haven’t used it since Office for Mac 2004, which was a solid product. PowerPoint was also pretty good, back in the day. I hated Lotus 123, but I really do miss Lotus Notes. that was the preferred method of logging calls when I worked at Dell tech-support, and it was awesome.

But I am primarily a designer, so as someone who heavily relied on professional page layout tools like Quark and, later, Adobe InDesign, so I have a special burning place in my heart for Microsoft Word— or, rather, what it became.

I could handle word 6.0, but after that, it was just a monster.

Oh, and fuck outlook.

I’d rather like Apple’s Pages app. Simple, clean, and purely functional.

Both Plex and Kodi are forks of the original XBMC. Its legacy lives on.

The Windows Phone tile interface was quite interesting from a conceptual UX and aesthetic standpoint, but Microsoft didn’t implement it very well, and the software itself had some serious issues, both in performance and from an architectural perspective. Then, of course, was the lack of app support, while developers rushed to support the iPhone.

Which is ironic because towards the end of the 90s is when Microsoft had the only 4 products of theirs that were any good:

• Windows NT 5 (honorable mention to NT 4)
• Microsoft ergonomic keyboard
• Microsoft USB 2.0 ergonomic mouse with scroll wheel
• Microsoft flight simulator

I can’t recall them ever producing anything else of value

Whatever gets you through those hot Egyptian nights, buddy

Uh huh… riiight….

Me too.

So, you never heard of Apple?

Certainly the most concise defense of a position I’ve ever heard, although undeservedly the weakest