They need to have a swarm of dollar signs being sucked into that megachurch.

Cow substitute. The vegans use it. ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Bovine!’

Can you imagine how many gallons of saliva ICE agents have ingested from diners in communities they terrorise?

Distance and accuracy training.

I done had me a case of the hoary puffleg the other night, dagnabbit.

Depends on how much he pays the judge.

I can’t not believe I can’t believe it’s not butter, but when I do, I believe it.

But they don’t say you can’t draw a little Hitler moustache on his picture.

Perhaps he should just kinda … go there. Meet with the heads of the cartels personally. Have an informal dialogue. Just him, and Vance, and Hegseth, and Noem …

Donny. Donny, using the military would be an act of war, Donny. It would make the US the bad guys, Donny. You don’t want to tarnish that sterling legacy of yours, do you?

Oh, wait.

I’ve never seen Albanese respond to anyone on Twitter. Ever.

And they’re classy enough to not rub our noses in it!

Any more filler and botox, she won’t be able to open it at all.

Hey! If you only look at the letters on the left, they spell C … U … N … oh. Never mind.

“Duck and cover!”

Made it sound like a game.

Halligan: “Well, Judge, in this administration, we typically ignore judges who rule against us”.

What are you doing?

What, they don’t steal the parkas from the people they kidnap?

Oh, now he’s interested in the Constitution …