I may be going out on a limb here but I’m going say it’s probably a lamp.

I know a guy that only buys white pickup trucks because white has the best resale value. He is just as boring as he sounds.

Try it with Cinnamon Toast Crunch, trust me.

Whenever my wife and I are at a restaurant and someone that is not our server brings the food to the table they always assume the vegetarian plate is hers and the one with meat on it is mine. They always seem confused when it is the other way around.

I am legally blind in one eye (just see very fuzzy color) and if I close my good eye this picture is indistinguishable from a low res image of Jupiter.

Can’t spell philbert