The first time you try anything new, you are going to be shit at it. Why the obsession with what’s more likely than not going to be some awkward fumbling?

It’s just so weird that this is considered a pivotal event that somehow marks you. Changes something about you like a magic enchantment getting broken.

More of a connoisseur. Grindr is a great place to get reference pics for art and I’d just appreciate a societal push for more effort in dick pic composition.

What I don’t understand is how anyone is capable of believing that a terribly lit picture of them tugging on their wiener over the toilet is sexually appealing.

Dicks are beautiful when they’re framed with respect. There’s so much variety in size, color, shape… Grindr is a good place to go if you want art references because you’ll see how crazy different guys dicks are from each other. But so few men spend more than 5 seconds thinking about how to properly display their assets.

Once upon a time, I had an argument with a woman who was convinced that any transgender man servicing a glory hole in a men’s restroom was a rapist.