If you’re going to work for me, then you need to protect the PHILES!

That is how I work, too! But juicier.

Sounds like the system is working as intended. In America, money votes!

That’s like eating exactly one potato chip.

For-profit government.

I’m not sure I’d trust these people with dogs. They’re like my kids to me, and I wouldn’t trust them with kids either.

But the 50-year is mostly interest!

What if all those laws and consequences just blew away?

Using a password management scheme of some kind does not optional. You cannot trust them with what’s effectively a master password.

Hey! This was my first real job. Is Matlab code written by physicists who just recently learned programming.

It’s detectors all the way down.

But of course, as a tortoise, you would know that.

It’s a fantastic example of why an ad blocker is a completely necessary accessory to use the web in any capacity today.

I have a brilliant friend who works there. However, only projects that integrate AI are really getting approved.

Not if I use AI to hide my use of AI first!

Enforcing that ban is going to be difficult.

Look at those goalposts go!

Don’t forget the random explosive barrel.

I aspire to one day be as knowledgeable and well-rounded in computing as he.

Unfortunately, the server.

Please reach out if you have any questions.

This is when the timelines diverged and sent us to this place.