My hair all year since I shower in January

This, but it’s a Meshtastic board powered by photovoltaic fletching so I can fire them high into trees to create a rogue comms network

An immigrant did take something tangible from me. My tonsils. I am eternally grateful for this.

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I have coded in Perl. I prefer to forget.

• Firefox will get a built-in free VPN in v149, rolling out March 24 to the US, France, Germany, and the UK.
• It routes only browser traffic through a Mozilla proxy for privacy protection, with no extra downloads.
• Free use is capped at 50GB per month — enough for casual browsing, but Mozilla doesn’t say what happens if you go over.

The face of a man who has tried this dish

It’s Which, they expect you to pay a subscription to find out

Hard no from me

Heavy dose of nostalgia there. I remember the Sun SPARCstations at uni and changing my desktop environment every other week.

The very same

Oh, I thought it stood for Fuck Off, Miserable Osborne

The only good use of AI would be to use the heat from its excessive power consumption to keep our sausage rolls warm

Hmm, doubt it’s for security. Seems more likely they’re looking for backdoors in order to spy on users. There are far too many governments desperate to backdoor encryption and messaging apps to trust any government’s stated intent when it comes to technology

If true, God spends a lot of time dreaming up scantily-clad, uwu-looking cat girls for an army of socially isolated believers

Lizard on a Grand Wizard