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While someone else already explained what was going on, as someone who HAS stood in the roadway on a rural highway to warn incoming drivers about a tree on the road, it is surprising how close you can get and not notice a giant tree fallen into the roadway.

Properly adjusted lights don’t illuminate things up high, and the grey/brown muck that is the road and the tree in the dark isn’t illuminated until it is way too late. Mind you, this was in an area where the only light was the moon and stars, so you aren’t going to be seeing much outside of your headlights because your eyes are adjusted to that little patch of yellow. The bit of reflective lighting down low just might help some folks.

Right? I’m not letting my dreams be dreams.

There was an old highway that they’re converting to an interstate, and because they have some weird naming convention it’s going to be Interstate Highway 69. I straight up offered to the friend that told me about it that I would fly in and 69 him, but it was a no go.

It always depends on how nice your GM wants to be. Some days you get the +4 charisma belt you need, some days you get MAD screwed.

but if someone loves having a dick in their mouth it makes a huge difference

Um, hi! I’m here, and I’m looking to be swallowing someone’s big 'ole horse dong!

I’m just going to lightly touch on this by saying my lips surely look better than those.

Giver’s delight,

Givers inside of each other tonight.

You’re fantastic. I’ve always wanted to slap others when they use the word ‘suck’ as a bad thing. It’s like, dude, you don’t like it when I attempt to inhale your dick?!?

Because variety is the spice of life, and I really want to say I’ve 69ed on that new interstate 69 they’re building over there in texas.