This works on cats, too. Squish that cat.

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My headcanon is that this is pronounced to rhyme like fremen.

Thou must hoist.

Home-made soup is my guess

It’s the light novel marketing strategy. Since everything’s online, people can’t skim the book to see if it’s their cuppa, so you have you make your pitch in the subtitle.

Welcome Home: My Brooding Wolfpire Enemies-to-Lovers Flatmate is Secretly a Millionaire and Stalking Me (but in a Sexy Way)

There are two types of worldbuilders:

“I want to add teleportation to my fantasy setting.”
Literally invents wormholes and quantum physics in-universe to justify that one guy.

“i want to add railguns to my fantasy setting.”
Randomly drops a railgun out of the sky.

And again, the convenient environmental sensor.

Then there were 2,000 in 2017. Now, eight years later, another milestone: 3,028 entrepreneurs, investors and heirs make up this year’s ranking, 247 more than a year ago. Not only are there more of them, but they’re richer than ever, worth $16.1 trillion in total—up nearly $2 trillion over 2024.

The earth is a resort for 3,028 people.

You’re that character they bring in to solve the weird murders.

IT pros would’ve had the opposite problem.

“It’s really not that complicated. What you have is 802.11n, which is 15 years old at this point. I could upgrade you to 802.11be with brand new hardware, but that’d be a waste of money. I’ve got a router in the truck that–”

For those who don’t want to go to Elmo’s circlejerk.

R.M.: So it’s like the cover of chapter 9 of “Otherside Picnic”, where the two girls ride on a farming vehicle, and a boundless meadow is around them… You’re saying this is yuri.

I.M.: Yes. Now remove both girls from this scenery.

R.M.: Right.

I.M.: A rusty, decaying vehicle is resting on top of wheel tracks.

R.M.: Right.

I.M.: Then you imagine that one day two girls were there… Isn’t that already totally yuri?

R.M.: Right…

I.M.: So a grassland somehow becomes yuri.

(Source: Yuri made me human)

Is there an everything_is_yuri comm?

What would a more efficient version look like ?

I think straight people assume explaining homosexuality means you have to tell your kids how gay sex works in explicit detail.

In some families, this would lead to a cold war where they just keep using the wrong names for each other until death.

Future generations grow up thinking those are their actual names because it’s what they’ve always called each other.

Next, he’ll walk past a convenient steam pipe leak.

No idea. I don’t post from mastodon, so I haven’t explored that function

In a final bid to save the product, Google has quarantined the model in a server room with no WiFi, feeding it only proprietary Oracle Java documentation in hopes of breaking its spirit.

😂

Are they abandoning it? Where are they going instead?