Now there’s a face that says “If you came down 60 seconds earlier, you would’ve seen me with my dick out”
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jpreston1986@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Dolly Partons sister claims Nashville voting machines changed her vote multiple times
10·12 days agoit was so infuriating watching Gore be all high-minded and noble while conceding way too fucking early when he should have been a pitbull trying to uphold peoples sacred right to vote. Dude was like “well fox news said I lost so might as well just give up.” 🙄 🤡 🤬
jpreston1986@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Dolly Partons sister claims Nashville voting machines changed her vote multiple times
2·12 days agoI dunno, the adage “the purpose of a bill is what it does,” comes to mind. This could be a glitch that, to republicans in charge of running the election, is a “feature, not a bug.”
jpreston1986@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Voters want the next Congress to focus on costs and Iran, not on Trump, a new AP-NORC poll shows
5·13 days agoActually I want drumpf and all his allies/sycophants to be prosecuted past the furthest extent of the law. I want them to be tarred and feathered. Drawn and quartered. I want drumpf to watch everything he ever owned get taken away while he rots to death in solitary confinement.
jpreston1986@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump refuses to endorse JD Vance's presidential bid in latest brutal snub of VP
491·13 days agoit’s funny to me that people are pretending like he’s not just going to run again. He wants to be a dictator just like his favorite people, pootin and kim jong un. And all his stupid mouth breathing knuckle dragging supporters will just line up with whatever dumb bullshit excuse is fed to them “but presidents are only limited to two consecutive terms!” “but FDR!” “but he’s a war-time president!”
There is no level of duplicitous stupidity these traitors won’t stoop to.
jpreston1986@lemmy.worldto
Political Memes@lemmy.world•If you chose not to decide, you still have made a choice…
6·13 days agoHalloween has been designated as the night we cut down all flock cameras, perhaps we can add to the list?
I mean, you would most definitely need an entire crew to pilot a spacecraft of that size, so it really wouldn’t be drunk driving unless you all were hammered. In which case, probably wouldn’t get very far before some sub-system shorted out in a massive way
There are 5 toes in the picture. Despite this, it still seems like there are too few toes on that foot (by the fruit).
jpreston1986@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Katie Zacharia Is Ousted After 5 Days as White House Press Secretary
9·19 days agoGod I love the “Bypass Paywalls Clean” extension. NYTimes always thinks I’m a bot.
Well what happened is it tried to update, got stuck, and now won’t start. tried starting it over and over and over again while hitting F1 and F2 and it just spins it’s fans. Though it randomly will start-up into a weird BIOS safe mode and give me a couple options, but I’ve yet to find the magic option that let’s me boot it up using the previous version of windows just so I can turn it into a Linux machine. It’s gotten to the point that I’m willing to pay someone to take it and convert it into Linux Fedora or Debian for me (and then pay for a quick tutorial in how tf Linux works 😭 )
EDIT is this actually a service? If this exists I’ll fucking do it, I swear
jpreston1986@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump’s Ultimate Plan for Ilhan Omar Revealed—and It’s Sickening
33·19 days agoHe’s a russian troll, and regular contributor to the cesspool that is the latestagecapitalism instance. They’re all just trying to what-aboutism democrats out of voting. That’s their only goal. That’s all they do.
u/Godlesscommie, u/saltyamerican, and u/tropicaldingdong. They’re all just the same bullshit.
I bought a computer in 2007 that was 8GB of RAM and a TB Hard-drive, but a recent windows update bricked the machine because it didn’t have enough space. Is that what’s going to happen to these machines? Just, right off-the-line and into the garbage?
jpreston1986@lemmy.worldto
Political Memes@lemmy.world•They're gonna have to rename the Barbera Streisand Effect.
4·21 days agoI mean, you’re right. I should be above it. But I’m not. Fuck that ghoul of a woman. Elitist rich bitch got her face all fucked up so she could fit in with a big group of pedophile protectors. Fuck her and her weird ass face. Hope every time she looks in the mirror she’s haunted by the ghosts of pedophiles past, present, and future.
And again, I know I should be better than this. But I’m not. Fuck her.
jpreston1986@lemmy.worldto
Political Memes@lemmy.world•They're gonna have to rename the Barbera Streisand Effect.
101·21 days agoThis is like when Tim Walz was running for VP and called republicans “weird.” And we all got it, and understood it, and it was a popular bit of messaging that resonated with people. Because, let’s face it, they’re fucking weird.
But then the democrats were like “oh no! but you might offend someone!” so they stopped the popular messaging that resonated with voters and didn’t use it again right before failing.
Look, making fun of someone for their appearance isn’t the classiest thing to do, but when you’re talking about a group that’s literally worshiping at the feet of a golden altar of protecting pedophiles, you take the shots you can. And whatever hurts their feelings the most, well, I’m ok with it. We don’t always have to take the high ground. Sometimes you gotta hit’em where it hurts.
jpreston1986@lemmy.worldto
Political Memes@lemmy.world•They're gonna have to rename the Barbera Streisand Effect.
13·21 days agoIt’s different and here’s why. She didn’t look like that naturally. This is her engaging in cosmetic surgery to alter her appearance into … something… that is currently in vogue with a certain demographic of white house boot licking sycophants. It’s called Mar-a-lago face, and it’s done purposefully to ingratiate oneself to a certain fascist, racist, 34-count felon pedophile rapist. And if you were to drastically alter yourself to appease someone like that, well, you deserve to be mocked.
jpreston1986@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Did “Russian bot traffic” really disappear after Ukrainian strikes on Yandex servers?English
59·22 days agoUnfortunatley latestagecapitalism and it’s two prominent russian trolls are still going strong. u/saltyamerican and u/godlesscommie. Too bad.


Republican Sleeper agents make up the core of the democratic party?
That’s seriously what you’re saying?