
This is so real, I swear to god. I joke about how neurotic I am about housework, and my house is always pristine, but still my worst nightmare is someone stopping by unexpectedly. My house can be spick and span and I’ll still apologize for the state of it.








I know this is pedantic, but that’s a cross, not a crucifix. The difference is that a crucifix has jesus on it.
I only mention this because I was hoping to see a bedazzled jesus corpse and was super disappointed.