They call him: “Stinky Mike”
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Imagine next time you go to the doctors, they hand you a screw-top specimen container and gesture towards the bathroom for you to fart into the container so they can send it off to the lab for analysis.
magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•"So how was YOUR morning" rule (pics in comment)English15·15 days agoGet a short like 6inch extension wire for it. Much harder to break when floppy.
magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto /r/50501 Mirror@50501.chat•how do y'all stay hopeful in the current regimeEnglish2·15 days agoI don’t, I just spend time with my boyfriend or program while forgetting existence in the hopes that I make enough good memories to make the camps bearable.
Not that it’ll work.
magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Technology@lemmy.world•Are Cars Just Becoming Giant Smartphones on Wheels?English5·16 days agoEh, my early g9 civic is nice, though I think they ruined it only like coupla years later with cell radios.
Honestly could a just stuck Debian at the end XP
Do you not clean your own eating and shitting surfaces regularly?
magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto Technology@lemmy.world•The Browser Wasn’t Enough, Google Wants To Control All Your SoftwareEnglish3·1 month agoLikewise, if you set an iPhone to use Advanced Data Protection.
You can pretend your iPhone isn’t owned by a corporation that just swore fealty to the current regime, but until its running a custom ROM it isn’t fucking yours.
Only phone that comes your own from factory I’d maybe the pinephone. Otherwise, get a pixel, rip out the factory OS install, and throw Graphen OS on it.
Both Android AND iOS have taken code from Graphene and used it to secure their codebases. Its probably one of, if not the most secure OS available to the average person today.
I mean, not if she’s a girl XP (assuming you’re a dude.)