“Real men wear diapers”

gene poo

Indeed, sounds polluted enough 💩

Pepperonimandering is a stain on the political serving process! Pie slices should be wedges, simple as!

Glory to you… and to your house.

Yes, make sure to save the crunchy bits as well for garnish and texture when you make a one-day blinding stew.

Data: Captain, due to a highly improbable fluctuation of subspace, it appears that all Christmas presents for the neighborhood have quantum tunneled underneath our Christmas tree.

Geordi: if we reverse the polarity of the warp coils and emit precisely positioned nadion bursts from the phaser arrays we could reverse the tunnels and send the gifts back to their original locations.

Riker: We could save Christmas?

Picard: Mr. Laforge, Mr. Worf, make it ho ho ho.

Worf: Sir, I object. I am not a merry man.

There must be a vein of Titan’s Blood nearby!

That actually makes sense to me — ASL retains the “thumb = 1” system present in most of Europe.

The programmer is using what I’d call an “Anglo” two. It’s what I grew up with in North America.(see the Inglourious Basterds three finger scene for reference)

Technically, the thumb should be out as well. But yeah, that would totally be read as 3. 🥖🫡