Separation anxiety is what happens when you can’t find your phone.

The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup.

We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along.

Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon.

I’m a living furnace.

She saw the brake lights, but not in time.

Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon.

The fact that there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well.

You have no right to call yourself creative until you look at a trowel and think that it would make a great lockpick.

He found the end of the rainbow and was surprised at what he found there.

It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course.

Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.

She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to say.

The estate agent quickly marked out his territory on the dance floor.

He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby.

Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers.

He dreamed of eating green apples with worms.

Three generations with six decades of life experience.

The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose.

It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths.