Bugging me cause it’s boomer advice

9 is fine!

If you’re worried about armor then .40 and .45 aren’t doing shit either

I’ve got a right wing acquaintance who thinks I’m a genius and asked my IQ

His ghasts were flabbered when I said I don’t know and I don’t want to know.

Also its insane they ask for like $10/month for articles.

I get it, we’re in the age of subscriptions, but that’s a lot for articles when I can get my local newspaper for like $50/year

This is a moment for you, dear viewer, to sit and reflect upon.

What does this fish boner mean to you

The fascism of the ring?

Rolls and makes sense

Didn’t he daily a M series macbook when they came out?

I don’t remember people being obnoxious about that

He did think she smelled bad. That was hilarious

IT guy Herr, I don’t believe you did on principle and I will make you do it again while I watch

No, I don’t care the uptime is minutes in Task Manager

I love that they were contemporaries and yet only ghandi is in color

Its something I’ve become quite judgemental of

“Loyalty” “ungrateful” “respect” “drama” and “hustle” are words I associate now with assholes who have nothing going on in their lives and are certainly the problem.

Its been so nice not being exposed to that pointless negativity thanks to deleting my Facebook.

Marketplace is just a continuation of our failed consumerist system by letting us recycle trash that should never have been produced but we justify because its “thrifty”

I was also thrown off by that.

I thought “damn died after only 1.5 rounds of sex. That’s rough buddy!”

Where’s my god particles without windows at?

My life for Super Users!

1. Mad its clickbait

2. Don’t care cause Michaelsoft bad

“I’m very privacy focused which is why I use Apple products”

Is such an annoying and real thing

The potion, BTW, was mild narcotics.

The medical system has us so whipped.

I just reached out to a therapist office. Referrals? Insane if you actually needed to do that.

Dick broke hours

Does mine count since I have a vasectemy

I had to kill the fan. Its been fucking up my sinuses.

Rip hospital fan