Don’t forget about Peruvian food with G - literally some of the best food on the planet. Since the contest began in 2012, Peru has won World’s Leading Culinary Destination in the World Travel Awards every single year except for one. But a lot of people have no idea that the cuisine even exists. G also has a lot of fusion foods such as Vietcajun and Chifa.

But if you’re vegetarian, D is the obvious choice.

He’s not even necessarily doing it because he’s old. He just doesn’t care. His handlers will tell him what to sign anyway. Why would he want to waste time listening to people talk? There’s not as much power in the presidency as he had hoped for. He can’t even get alone in a room with small children anymore now that the secret service is always present. All he’s really got left to live for is waiting for whenever he can give more orders to kill brown people.