Once in HS my biology teacher was talking about IVF, and at some point in his lecture he hypothetically asked “what do you do with all those eggs?” And I answered “make an omelette.” He was not pleased. The class liked it though

Need 😩

Oh nooo I’m jaywalking again! Someone needs to stop me before I commit more heinous misdemeanors!

I’m finally playing this rn for the first time, and it’s absolutely full of based stuff like this. Not sure why I waited so long, I’m not even playing the remake because I have a comfy GameCube/CRT set up in my room

Goddamn it I’ll never unhear this. I liked that song 😭

Sometimes a niche reference really resonates with an outgoing person and they start making sure you’re part of conversations

Vanilla Satisfactory

Yeah still sounds like there are more effective uses of your time than porch piracy. Who knows what is in that box, it could be really important for that person to get it on time. Steal the truck before it’s loaded instead

Something about having giant mushroom caps cover my tits sounds genuinely appealing. Like I bet it feels really weird in a good way

I’m no photographer but I picked up an Olympus OM-1 a few months back to satisfy my latest ADHD hyperfixation. My first and only film camera, but I’m a huge fan, highly recommend. Fully mechanical goodness in a nice sleek form factor. The light meter usually won’t work due to a dead mercury battery that aren’t sold anymore, but modding it to accept modern batteries just requires soldering in a germanium diode in a spot that’s easy to get to.

Let’s all love lain

They making Mario nasty now?

I love this band. I have the Necronomidonkeykongimicon album on vinyl