I think the OOP made them up, because there’s a Diotrephes mentioned in the bible and nowhere else, and there’s a Dionysius of Miletus, whose works are known. I think it’s just a placeholder name for memetic value.

I thought this was a (ace) sex joke until I saw the comm name

Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

Found Gaius

Fracking toaster

“Queer up, morherfuckers”

Can I be both at the same time?

Again?

I thought for sure it was one of those sex robots they’re trying to use as kindergarten teachers in New York

HOLY SHIT IT’S A PERSON!?

The default wallpaper

That was a fun read

No clue either, I came to the comments to find out

cursed

This whole paragraph:

Oh, thank you for letting me know that someone has vibe-rewritten my project in Go, Rust, Swift, and Kotlin, all at once, and has also implemented every feature on my backlog and wishlist. Their README does have a lot of cool visual effects, I agree. Oh, I see they dual-licensed it in MIT and Apache 2.0. Good for them. I see they’re also merging about 21 PRs a day, because their README shows a real-time graph. All made by their their “AI teammates,” look at that. I wish I was their credit card, because then I might finally be in a happy relationship with someone who loves to use me this hard. Oh, look, the README just lit up because another PR got merged. The LLM that merged it gave the LLM that reviewed it a folded hands emoji. Good luck to anyone who wants to use this, because honestly they’ll need it. Oh, look, another PR just made it in. How wonderful. They’re burning the planet for this.

Me too, Wayne, me too

Literally the best feeling in the world

I guess we doin fried memes again

I miss Ctrl-Alt-Backspace

We always kind of knew that about Elvis, though. His wife was like 14 when they met and he kissed her then. He started chatting her up more earnestly when she was 17.