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Surely, potato won’t sell my data, right?

idk about the noodles, but the linux cli cheatsheet desk mat sure will

Here’s a similar post by Ed Zitron (Titled: Make Fun of Them). He gives a few examples of complete nonsensical stuff that some big Tech CEOs have said, and goes on to argue that more people, especially those who cover tech in media for a living, need to be far more critical of tech CEOs and not just basically go “oh wow thats so cool” to everything they say.

It’ll be serious once traffic at Papa John’s picks up. That garlic butter sauce can only be consumed during times of crisis

thats extremely creepy!

nowadays, mommy

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strategy is look like you’re doing stuff so investors get excited and your stock goes up. Then close a bunch of studios and layoff a bunch of people so it looks like you’re “maximizing efficiency” so investors get excited and your stock goes up