I thought it was going to be this but yours is good too.

Can we start a rumor that Antifa is exchanging secrets using QR codes or NFC or something? Honestly, I kinda just feel like that’s the kinda of nonsense the MAGA prats would guzzle down.

FFS, what’s wrong with you dumbasses? Watching YouTube on your phone or on the instrument cluster is fucking insane and you ought to be ashamed of yourself. Seriously, I don’t care if you’re joking or not, grow the fuck up.

Eye strain is no laughing matter. Use a tablet.

HELL YEAH, BROTHER, I’M CRANKIN’ M- oh, sorry, wrong community.

Yes, but apparently it’s quite demanding so I’ll need some more DDR RAM Memory.

I have a lot of time for Eaton kit. As others have said, not cheap but seems to work well. I’ve not used APC in a while but they used to make good hardware, even if their software was dogshit.

“You don’t need 2FA, just make sure to pick a good password.”

Apple are the ones who refuse to allow developers to deploy apps that run on older devices while also not allowing users to download previous versions of an app.

I always keep my cars spotless. Slightly scented, never more than a little dusty, some dirt on the carpets but nothing more.

Now my home, on the other hand. That’s a fucking pigsty.

Don’t forget to install SysInternals PageDefrag

That comment was really awful, just super nasty and totally uncalled-for interesting.

Yeah. They went from counting pixels by rows to columns. A 16:9 widescreen 1080 display is 1920×1080, and most manufacturers are happy to call 1920 “2K”.

I’ve never seen these used for condiments, but I used to see these being used all the time on soap dispensers in workshops.

The YAVNXLT unit offers “elegant and productive for optimum serenity”, but the WZNGLPO says it can “bringing security for the family, business and happiness”.

When you’re not home it becomes part of the alarm system. When you are home it can turn on the lights or heating (or extractor fan in the bathroom) and you can aggregate it with other sensors to measure occupancy to turn those things off again. If you use Home Assistant (or something like it) you can use it to go anything that can be inferred from a door being used.

Don’t listen to him. Sure it may take a few hours a day over the course of a month or so to get right, but with the time you’ll save from all that automation you’ll break even in a few hundred years - and then it’s all gravy!

Salad? Tossed. Eggs? Scrambled. Mind? Boggled.

You’ll pay through the nose, but look at digital signage panels. They are bristling with I/O, configurable to the nth degree, wonderfully over-engineered and utterly free from bloat.

A phone would be a bit much, but an ereader with a solar charger loaded up with Wikipedia and a chunk of Project Gutenberg would probably last with a bit of care.

That’s a joke-turned-plot element from one of the Hitchhiker’s Guide books. The protagonist, a human everyman stranded with a primitive culture on a distant world realises he has no idea how electricity, steam engines, medicine, etc works but he becomes a respected member of their community by making sandwiches.