We need the computer room back? Well, then, there’s only one thing for it.

New debate: if we’re going down the route of compressing animating images as if they were movies, why not just use a video format?

Flawless.

Also Turkey, but less flavourful.

You of all people.

Something, something, descended from dinosaurs, something.

Almost certainly, which is lovely. Ohio plates are in the format ABC1234 but they’re issued alphabetically and IIRC they’re only up to K.

That reminds me that I used to live near a Lidl that piloted this. It was great! I bought reusable containers for milk, fruit juice, detergent, rice, cereal - there was so much, and the machines had a built-in scale that automatically zeroed when you put the container down so you paid for exactly what was dispensed.

I went back one week to find them disconnected. Apparently they have a problem with some of the locals coming in and drinking straight from the dispensers.

The plan in the UK is to start charging road tax for EVs per-mile, though there’s ongoing discussions about how that will work in practise it’ll probably be based on the mileage recorded during the vehicle’s annual safety checks (“MOT Test”). This seems reasonable enough to me since ICE vehicles essentially pay per-mile based on the amount of fuel the owners buy.

The M3 is being emulated in Excel with the LAMDA function. Timing is provided by one of those drinking bird toys.

I will be using that knowledge irresponsibly. Thankyou.

Now I’m wondering if there’s some heavily inbred guy out there constantly being accused of using AI for their selfies.

Remember trying to use an ATM with your dick? I know women used to complain about having to use strap-ons, but I actually think they might have had it better. Those Braille bumps hurt

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I jumped in slow motion / off the curb.

Without a skateboard / that should look absurd!

But with my fisheye lens / hey, haven’t ya heard?

I got the moves so smooth / to make ya mom say:

…those are some exceptionally smooth moves!

Look, it’s the same every time a new gadget comes out and takes the world by storm only for it to become boring after a few years. If you weren’t around in the late nineties it’s hard to explain just how exciting fingers were.

This kinda makes it look like Mr Blobby is a shapeshifting enigma like Mischief in Umami.

Prices you can trust

Names you can not

Wow! Iconic! Why not?

CEO: …and some people think that’s where it ends, but I’d like to show you something we’ve been working on for a while that our shareholders are super excited for and we think you’ll come to tolerate, too. Introducing… Stage 4.