Right, only took me almost twenty years too

Haven’t heard of that bro in a hot minute

My dad somehow manages to get email addresses into group MMS chats, and each email response creates a new thread

My Maui Jims got bought by some giant fashion Corp and I’m heartbroken

Carriers usually make it more difficult to unlock the bootloader on their versioned phones. Iirc with some you have to submit a form or something similar to the carrier to be able to unlock it