Fightin, Lovin, Poopin is the Journey song we needed but never got.
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thenextguy@sh.itjust.worksto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What do you call a bee that can't make up it's mind?English
2·1 day agoI love this hive employee
Bisected accidentally
One summer afternoon by me
I love him carnallyHe loves him carnally
Semi-carnally
The end.
thenextguy@sh.itjust.worksto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What do you call a bee that can't make up it's mind?English
7·2 days agoCan a bee be said to be or not to be an entire bee, when half the bee is not a bee, due to some ancient injury?
They’re the same picture.
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thenextguy@sh.itjust.worksto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I've recently developed a fear of escalatorsEnglish
7·16 days agoWhat about
broken escalatorstemporary stairs?RIP Mitch
I know a guy who changed his name to Al Datacenter.
thenextguy@sh.itjust.worksto
memes@lemmy.world•The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth
6·22 days agoWhich? “Those halftone rosettes” or “my printing days”?
One falls down. They’ll all fall down. It’ll be anarchy.
thenextguy@sh.itjust.worksto
memes@lemmy.world•The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth
17·22 days agoThose halftone rosettes bring me back to my printing days.
thenextguy@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Lovely <span>, wonderful </span>
7·23 days ago<vikings>bloody</vikings>
Silly English Knnnnnniggits.




In the immortal words of Howie Mandel, “it’s my potty and I’ll cry if I want to.”