The giant tank of water waiting menacingly to fall like an acme anvil on an unaware pooper is only of small concern.

I’ve been trusting them for years. It’s a miracle that they were able to setup a webcam I’ve never owned in my life and have it filming where I always go to spank one out.

I’ll be releasing 15 fold shortly, hold on to yo butts!

Is Hulu still around? I thought it was all moving to on Disney+

I’m sure a few of those employees would have prevented that massive cyber attack that is still being felt by literally every industry.

“He survived a car crash, someone give him a medal!” -Trump could be heard as he was sitting on the toilet.

Similar story here. I’ve got apps that I need to use from developers that are not around anymore. My old phone only needs wifi and I’ve disabled/uninstalled everything else. The phones battery last like 7 days now.

“I asked for less conspiracy in the middle.”

Google, Amazon and several other gov contractors have been loosening their hiring guidelines since the Obama era when it was required for anyone working on gov cloud or gov anything needed to be U.S. Citizen, then it was just on U.S. soil to finally has to be monitored or reviewed by someone in U.S. which very quickly devolved to get the work done even if no one in the U.S. is awake. As you can imagine it would be easy for anyone to slip and take advantage of such wide gaps in security.

stands in front of an all white panel of judges

“Well shieeeeeeet…”