tomiant

We updated the roads, your old car won’t work on these.

My wall keeps crashing and I don’t know why.

Developer, smacking wall: “This bad boy ain’t going nowhere”

User base, rolling up their trebuchets:

And keep both walls for redundancy.

It’s a bottle of vaseline. What’s the weird-out?

How this isn’t obvious and something we should collectively want is beyond me. We really don’t fucking need more than 8 billion people. I don’t think we need more than 1, and even that is pushing it.

I like being able to give instructions without having to poke a damn screen.

So they just trim the instructions so it doesn’t take joke orders, so it can make more reasonable decisions, like:

“May I take your order?”

“Two double whoppers with extra mayo and a chocolate cherry banana sundae”

“Oh you’ve GOTTA be joking!”

Royale with cheese, fries with mayonnaise, and a beer. And no plastic cup either, but a glass of beer.

Yeah, I can’t get over people scoffing at AI as if it isn’t improving by the day, and fast.

Aye, it be true. It done been like the man say’th!

You were also able to type out a message and send it using a single hand, you only needed to recharge the phone once a week, and it didn’t shatter like an icicle if you so much as sneezed at it, it was cheap and it didn’t spy on you. Smart phones is the dumbest thing that happened to humanity.

Really puts the conservative war on reproductive rights in a new light, doesn’t it.

It’s only because capitalism demands it. I am tired of people who think we need more people on this planet, we most certainly do not. There is nothing we can’t do with 8 billion of us that we can do with 8 billion plus 1.

Also, maybe 8 billion is “enough”. Not breeding is only a problem for the economy. Capitalism needs perpetual growth, there is no end game, just more, of everything, forever.

Or exert your 1st amendment rights and put whatever sticker you want on your car without providing any justification whatsoever.

Shit, USA has genuinely succumbed to fascism.

And I suggest they shove their suggestion up your anus.

What are they, Iranian morality guards?

Yeah there’s been a lot of engagement on /r/vibebricklaying lately

Are we debating whether we like or dislike the particular flavor of the chosen symbol for consumer activism? “Maybe if it was cornflower blue?”

“You criticize society, yet you partake in it. Curious!”