Assimilate to the one true time zone. Resistance is futile.

Speaking as the offspring of a racist irresponsible drunk: they’re already hurt.

the lack of pockets is symbolic of sexism… it’s not about packing them full of things.

She’s a keeper… of souls, but still would

They also hiss like snakes when they feel threatened. I’ve done many things in life, but being accepted by a flock of geese in my poultry farming days is way up there on the list of things I’m proud of.

Oh baby, yer merkin me hairy

Twirls Dick Dastardly, mustache

FTFY

77% of muricans: “heh, they said doodie”

late stage everything - smoke em if you got em

I choose to imagine you’re the polar bear version of jason statham’s character in every movie he’s ever done.

I read somewhere recently that over half of obamacare recipients voted for this. I sincerely believe long-covid takes the shine off an already dull knife. I hate that I have to disown nearly everyone (including family) to protect my kids from the social stank.

Well aren’t you just the knower of all things! You must be a lot of fun at parties. Your condescending posture doesn’t deter everyone, though.

I can tell you don’t have a ton of life experience just based on your holier-than-thou attitude, but let me let you in on a secret: This is an imperfect and cruel world where cheaters do win and they win consistently. The overall message of the Batman ethos is spot-on. Civic investment doesn’t sanitize human nature - jockeying for position is a core human trait and there will always be some who challenge civic boundaries for a buck.

Please proceed with your ad hominem-centered reply… I’m eager to analyze it.

Keith: The highbrow Kyle.

Wanna go ride a bicycle?