The Scrooge McDuck avatar lighting a cigar with a dollar note makes me think this was either satire to begin with, or the original poster has lost any and all contact with reality.

Something is compressing this house sideways. The tiles have no give, so the floor with them bulges up.

If any person actually typed that they aren’t sane at all.

That doesn’t actually rule out anything.

How much of this stuff is made up? I know Venmo is real, but a lot of the rest sounds like parody names.

Call me humorless if you want (you wouldn’t be the first), but my reaction would be seriously pissed off.