Cheers. I didn’t expect for Tom Bomdadil to show up.

Why not just drink straight from the bottle like any other Captain Morgan connaiseur?

The part how they cloud technically access all relevant files, seems easy to me. As mentioned in other comments, just give someone or somewhere you trust your master password.

Virtually impossible, that my dear ones actually can make any use of this. They don’t even know how to use a command line, not to mention how to decrypt a luks partition. In the end, they will get some linux friend to do this, copy all files on a nfts external drive and hook this up to a Windows machine. So glad, I don’t have to experience this monstrosity anymore.

Fact check:

Norwegian author Knut Hamsun, who won the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1920, reportedly gave his medal to Nazi Germany’s Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels during World War II.

Why not date a female commie? You might even learn a thing or two.

Godwin’s law (or Godwin’s rule), short for Godwin’s law of Nazi analogies,[1] is an Internet adage asserting: “As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.”

“I can excuse genocide, but I draw a line at snitching.”

You guys have sex?

“I lied to somebody. They believed me because they thought I was nice. Wrong! Looser! I am an absolute asshole!”

Hello old friend