sprinkle some glitter into a glue trap. That always gets them

I wish the doublest p for thee

masterful. perfection. 5/7, a perfect score

woah so this is like mars bar but in undiluted form?

The sex doesn’t even sound like fun. After a few months, I’d probably end up looking just like their dad

No, a lot of apes are pretty smart, and this one was likely tortured when it got things wrong until it got it right

It’s funny how I think cartoons from 10 years before are too old, and cartoons from 10 years after are too new, and everyone else experiences some variation of that depending on when they were born, and that all I’m left with is the feeling of time slipping away from me, like I was wrestling a greased up seal in a tub of oil

I wish my body made cartoon noises

i wanna see more butt suckin

ooooouh he goin to jail

oh god please don’t doxx me like that. I don’t want hundreds of butts in my dms. That would be terrible

I wanted to add some visual torsion elements to the meme

you could be a racoon for all we know

That’s exactly what Devin McTawnski from 1346 Landsdown Lane would say!

I do believe that would be more like a minotaur than a centaur

Reminds me of My Very Eager Mother but at 533%

someone please add a big red square around the arrow and red circle I almost missed the crucial nothing it pointed it at

like my pasty white ass when I go out in a speedo

Corncaine is one hell of a drug

The ouroboros of choke sex