did you get monies

yes the back is an erogenous zone second only to the boobie

I sure hope that was unsalted

Maybe they are you don’t know how hot they look

There is a recurring joke in many Addams Family iterations where they’re moon bathing to keep themselves pale. I tried searching for a picture but all I got was porn

This is just plum ridiculous!

Mullholand Drive was about two hot lesbians kissing. Dune was about Kyle MacLachlin trying to figure out a mystery through dreams. Twin Peaks was about Kyle MacLachlin becoming an oppressive tyrant with his newfound powers while consuming a beloved, addictive substance. What’s so hard to get about that?

“Wait a minute, if this cake is in my bed, then where’s - oh no”

Mr Burns, please, you’re crossing the line from everyday villainy to cartoonish super-villainy

I mean I missed the memo so thank you

The Hard Times are amazing for articles

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Then who did the surgery on my son??

Maybe it’s german for “The Liberal” like “The Liberal, The”

Man in a few million years that tweet is gonna look hella dumb

they literally have my religion 69ing ♋️

unfortunately I am currently non-practicing😎😎😎

Canadian avian on a Canadian mammalian

Nipple, dribble

titillate in ripples

By touching teats

this covenant has tripled

When they can’t remember which brown person said what

sexual intercourse/activity