“Please calculate the totals to reflect a favourable result”

just think of how many words rhyme with gay

Day

Pay

Hella gay

Stay

Really gay

Y’all Qaeda

Ah, Efst56, what could’ve been

Carry my phone in my underwear

I put down box gently

It’s the military space battles. Most of them gloss over the whole socialist utopia as “fantasy” and just go right to “they’re just military during peace time” view

My favourite Superman story is when he stops Lex Luthor from giving women and people of colour humanitarian rights

I still can’t get over how homoerotic it is. You’ll always get layers of that in anything that centres on hyper-masculine sports or fiction, but Baki is so heavy with it I can’t tell if it’s intentional as some kind of commentary or if the author is just a severely repressed gay guy.

I prefer Misato because I’m not a pedophile 😎

well now I am just not watching it

I am too soft for prison

it’s because 4 is a smaller number than 5 therefore the better price

i have a wide array of other savvy money saving tips

Thank you, that is very sensible pricing

If it makes you feel any better, it’s mildly cloudy for me today

Sgaphetti

I scrolled through, it isn’t real. I mean, you’ll have to take the word of a random person on the internet if you won’t look yourself. I’m not gonna try to discourage anyone from checking themselves, but man did their feed irritate my bowels. They’re so pants-shittingly dumb

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is bruised and spongy

A midnight squealer

you could just fill a tortilla with laxatives and blunderbuss buckshot for similar end results

Finally, the freedom to have sick plane crashes thanks to deregulation 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥