sprinkle some glitter into a glue trap. That always gets them

masterful. perfection. 5/7, a perfect score

woah so this is like mars bar but in undiluted form?

The sex doesn’t even sound like fun. After a few months, I’d probably end up looking just like their dad

I wish my body made cartoon noises

I wanted to add some visual torsion elements to the meme

like my pasty white ass when I go out in a speedo

Corncaine is one hell of a drug

The ouroboros of choke sex

im gonna need a sip to verify

That said, I have had people who’ve contemplated murder while I sleep because of my loose and slutty soft tissues flapping the night away

Having almost always been the rebound guy, I found those messages flattering snd lonely at the same

the S stands for hot

there’s been more of them lately, I suspect a containment l**k (censored to not get them too excited)

Both arms? At the same time? What kind of a motherfucker does that?

Ah, but for Buff, it’s all oonery

“Mow”

• Cat

check your dm’s

i call that slammin’ and jammin’

you don’t have to draw the shades all the way back just to let a bit of light in and brighten up the place