There’s nothing more dangerous than closeted dudes istg

Nothing’s spookier than fear mongering

Second thoughts reminding me - the emulsifiers aren’t great for you unless taken sparingly.

I love pepper jack but I haven’t seen it in years. England ain’t about it for some reason.

If you make it with good cheese I’m open to it. The stuff you buy in stores tastes nothing like cheddar to me, but I’ve seen internet chefs make their own.

It’s innovative. Even a Spartan would admit to latent coulrophobia, if they saw a clown.

Too many do not. “American cheese” is not cheese imo; mature cheddar doesn’t melt as well maybe, but the sharpness brings a lot more to the table. Especially with a hot mustard in the mix.

And send eight overwrought emails about how much it would help if you donated right now.

It takes two to tango, they say. Corporations have a lot more wallet to vote with, as it were - but we are not powerless or blameless when we support them out of complacency.

Too few layers of white paint on peeling wallpaper, featuring the corpse of a bug

You got me. Sonofabitch.