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minus-squarekryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up74·2 months agoAnd it’s required. I genuinely have neither. Am I not welcome to apply?
minus-squarearin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·2 months agoYou’re on an fbi list for not having one and another list for having neither
minus-squareFuck u/spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·2 months agoAt least I’m not on the Epstein list.
minus-squarearin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoOddly enough that’s leadership material in 21st century
minus-squarestarman2112@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoHonestly if you aren’t being watched by at least 9 letters worth of agencies, you’re boring
minus-squarestoly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·2 months agoSadly these people would probably assume that you were lying.
minus-squareJohanno@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoYou have to create some and post how amazing the company is you are applying to
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoI’d just write “none”
And it’s required. I genuinely have neither. Am I not welcome to apply?
You’re on an fbi list for not having one and another list for having neither
At least I’m not on the Epstein list.
Oddly enough that’s leadership material in 21st century
Honestly if you aren’t being watched by at least 9 letters worth of agencies, you’re boring
Sadly these people would probably assume that you were lying.
You have to create some and post how amazing the company is you are applying to
I’d just write “none”