• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      The Texas National Guard is not prepared for the amount of damage that a deep dish pizza can inflict on a human body.

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      5 days ago

      Jesus man, if you’re going to post shit like that, at least hide it behind a spoiler tag with a graphic violence warning or something like that. That poor cop’s family might be browsing.

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          55 minutes ago

          The sandwiches do not have a say & I truly believe there are some human rights being abused. These sandwiches want to be savored & enjoyed for people not to be hurled as a projectile to annoy anyone. Sandwiches have rights. #ThrowHotDogs

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          5 days ago

          Any action resulting in the loss of a perfectly fine sandwich being used as a weapon as a trajectory shall remain a non factor provided the sandwich is from Subway.

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            50 minutes ago

            100% this! Subway, sandwiches? I don’t honestly know what they are. They just taste like The Subway fast food chain. I’ll be barrel tied & hornswoggled but for all the love of Jumpin’ Jack Peters, every sandwich from that outfit tastes the same. I don’t care if it is tuna salad or a roast beef “sandwich”. They. All.Taste. The. Goddamn same.