“Please give my warmest regards to Vladimir Putin, and Kim Jong Un, as you conspire against The United States of America,” Trump said in a Truth Social post directed at the Chinese leader.

Donald Trump sent his warmest regards to the leaders of China, Russia, and North Korea on Wednesday.

The pleasantries, though, came with a twist — in the very same breath, he accused Xi Jinping, Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un of conspiring against the United States as the trio gathered at a massive military parade in Beijing.

Though the grand display of missiles and marching troops may have been capped by the release of 80,000 doves into the skies of the Chinese capital, the American president suggested he saw something altogether more sinister behind the spectacle.

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    Wow! After over a decade of incompetent involvement in politics, did Trump just finally actually learn that dictators don’t like democracies?!?

    Nah. He’s actually just pissy because the dictators didn’t invite him into their club.

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    It’s almost like starting a trade war with the entire world makes everyone hate you and work with each other more

    Who could have ever predicted such an insanely probable outcome?

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    Trump Possbility 1: “Maybe if I’m a better dictator, they’ll let me into their club!” Trump Reality: “I’ll make my own dictatorship, with pedos and sycophants! Then they’ll be sorry!”

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    The three top competitors of the US, two of which are under heavy sanctions by the US, and the other one has been the target of a trade war, are conspiring against the US? I’m shocked, shocked I tell you. Well, not that shocked. If only there was an area of the world where the US could be using its massive military resources to directly bleed one of those competitors and indirectly bleed a second, just by transferring material to a country which wants closer trade and relations with the US.

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    Thot doesn’t sound like Trump’s language…it’s one of his Nazi trying to start ww3 so Jesus is forced to save them on their timeline.