Me just being non-Scottish minding my non-Scottish business when ‘they’ suddenly ‘force’ a nice kilt on my ass … by the way of me noticing a kilt & thinking to myself ‘huh, that looks kinda nice’ and then eventually getting one for myself: “How dare they??”
“Mom, dad, I’m Scottish.”
“Yes, lad, you deserve to be free too.”
“Your father and I accept you being Scottish but just please don’t shove it down our throats and make it your whole identity.”
Standing there in a tartan kilt, that goofy golf hat, and some bagpipes
Me just being non-Scottish minding my non-Scottish business when ‘they’ suddenly ‘force’ a nice kilt on my ass … by the way of me noticing a kilt & thinking to myself ‘huh, that looks kinda nice’ and then eventually getting one for myself: “How dare they??”