Last Christmas by Wham! doesn’t get the hate it deserves either.
My friends and I participate in Whammageddon every years. Last man standing who survives the season the longest without hearing that song wins bragging rights.
I really like that song
Me, holding pumpkins: She best stay frozen until November!
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I’m so glad I don’t work retail anymore. Ruined all music for me. I’ve heard every Christmas song at least a thousand times and I can’t listen to All Star by Smash Mouth Anymore.
Hey, now…
When I worked retail, I would spend extra time in the HVAC aisle across from the TVs so that I could listen to the Foreigner concert that was always on
fuck the Christmas music tho. I don’t think we played it much thankfully
If it makes you feel any better, I once saw a Smashmouth concert where the lead singer guy got hit in the head by a thrown shoe mid-set and got very pissy about it. It was a total lucky shot.
hey now
some-
body
Dude, Spirit Halloween started opening locations out here mid August. I’m surprised Mariah isn’t already screeching from the PA systems of every store.
I spotted snowman Peeps on the bottom shelf if the seasonal isle at Walgreens.
She’s entered the warm liquid goo thawing phase
Nonononononono-
: breath:
NONONONONONONO
Stop. It’s spooky season first.
Are we shortening Turkey season again?
European Union does not acknowledge the Turkey.
My friend from Turkey is sad about that.
Only as a forever candidate.
MC is horror for me.
Excuse me, but we have not cast the spells to begin awakening Queen Carey as we will not jointly have enough power until the equinox
Someone ran the audio of All I Want For Christmas through an audio-to-midi converter, and then played that back with only a piano instrument. The results are hilarious:
If I send that to my wife I think I’ll have to cook dinner for a month but it’ll be worth it
Sounds like a drunk pianist on the edge of blacking out while desperately battling between consonance and dissonance.
I wish there was someone in the world who hadn’t heard the song before so we could test if hearing the lyrics in that is really just your brain vainly trying to save your sanity.
It did faintly sound like the track was running along with it in a couple spots
There are, most people born between January thru September this year haven’t heard the song [citation needed].
Sadly, they likely heard it in the womb or in the case of the most recent will hear it before they are capable of performing the experiment.
damn global warming has made this process start earlier every year
At this point idk if I should laugh or cry
Thus begins a terrifying 3 month reign of terror before she abruptly returns to hibernation for the next thawing.
