I feel a little bad for it, but like Im also looking at billboards, shop windows, my own reflection in cars, cats running across the road, cool looking bikes going past, odd shaped dog turds, the writing on the back of the guys shirt in front of me.
I dont have the mental fortitude to keep my eyes locked at exactly 12 o clock all the time I’m existing.
I kinda resent being made to feel bad for it.
Look, people showing cleavage are aware it’s going to draw attention. In the same way women know if they put words on their tits you’re going to read them. There’s a difference between noticing something and staring right at it
But I’m a slow reader
I can only read braile.
Distracted reader*
A couple of days ago I saw a woman with a fishnet shirt with a bright yellow piece covering the chest, saying “Caution!”
I think it’s genius
I had a dream I went to a thrift store and saw a miniskirt made out of that reflective fabric used for construction sites.
I was so pissed when I woke up
Don’t feel bad about it. Just don’t sit there slack-jawed and staring. Anyone who tries to make you feel bad about it is just too chronically online for their own good.
If I was less lazy I’d make an opposite picture where the cleavage is blasting men’s eyes with a laser.
Almost like in Austin Powers:
(P.S.: Just saw that it was 1997 like FPS Redneck Rampage, which also had a “teat gun”. Now I’m curious if that was coincidence.)Men’s eyes are not lasers. It’s a glance. Good grief.
Even ladies look.
Nothing wrong with a polite glance, just don’t make it awkward
Yes. I work in a place that has dozens of gorgeous women come in every day. It’s incredibly easy to not harass, stare, or generally be a creep. But there’s nothing wrong with having a glance at someone who looks amazing.
especially us ladies who like ladies :]
I mean as a gay man I’m constantly checking out like 5 different areas of men constantly. Sorry I’m horny? I’m not making it obvious or them uncomfortable.
What 5 areas do you check?
Ass, crotch, thighs, chest and arms. Eyes are a bonus. Pretty much everything about men just revs my engine.
This guy knows how to like men
Ass, dick, chest, shoulders, forearms?
Just a guess I’m a straight dude I have no fucking clue
Forearms is a good one. Also I love a man with good hands. A little rough is nice.
You ain’t gonna like my hands then hahahaha
I mean I don’t hate on soft hands. If anything, that tells me you take care of your skin
Real questions
Do men even have 5 areas?
Left thumb, upper ankle, clavicle, ears, appendix
Can’t stand my appendix being ogled
Well, maybe your appendix shouldn’t have been wearing that. /s
Especially since the operation.
all the areas missing on women
Clavicles are unironically fucking sexy though
In your opinion, what makes a man look good? I don’t mind being checked out.
This was a hard question to answer for some reason. Probably because I’m into most types of guys. I like guys that are confident in themselves without trying too hard. You can tell when a man loves his body because it will show in his personality, mannerisms, and antics.
I love a big belly or a six-pack, but I lean more to the dad bod type. I love big arms and pecs, but it’s not a requirement. That valley between the pecs and the stomach is somewhere I hope to take long naps. I could just curl up on a man’s chest and just sleep for ages.
Love a man with thick thighs and calves. I’m a runner so I love when those calves are fucking rock hard.
Honestly, dick size isn’t so important to me much. I can have fun with any size. Mostly, I want that dad bod or some pecs to suckle on.
Lastly, hair. I love a hairy man. Beards drive me insane. However, a man with a big belly but totally hairless is kinda hot.
I got really shallow in this post, but I’m okay with that. I like guys that are bigger than me physically, but twunks also get my heart pounding.
Oh shit, I almost forgot my favorite part. A huge badonkadunk. Love a man with an ass bigger than my head lol.
Wow, now I’m horny. I need to go take care of some things. BRB
So I hate women because I’m attracted to women?
I think the joke is about staring at them, not shooting them with a deadly laser
He was probably referring to the misogyny in the title
Looking at boobs is misogyny.
I chuckled.
Uff, that could’ve gone wrong.
there’s a big difference between being attracted to women and staring at their boobs
lesbians can manage one without the other just fine, why can’t you?
You are mistaken, lesbians definitely stare too.
Straight women stare at a nice rack, too.
“straight”
If guys had half their dicks out, people would state too.
We should create a new fashion where men wear underwear that shows ball cleavage
Like truck nuts, but for people!
I don’t know how to feel about this sentiment
Bring codpieces back!
But dick or balls?
Imagine dudes walking around with a little cut out in their pants for the nut sack.
only 1 ball is allowed to show. 1.5 if you’re going to the club
Right, dick = breasts
they both got piss in them, so yeah
left dick = ?
They are not totally wrong. But not totally right either.
What we perceive as sexual and how we react to it has strong cultural and social influences, of course there is also the baseline biology.
There was a time when women’s legs were “tobooed”, since being considered as highly sexual and delibaretly hidden.
Nowadays it’s no issue at all if women wear clothes that reveal their legs accross all occasions.So there is some form of habit to it. If we are used to seeing naked body parts in non-sexual contexts, then we will see similar normalization in this regard as with legs or other body parts and areas.
We might benefit from normalizing this. Among other effects, this could help to counter many legal and social issues people have with revealed body parts between genders.
Alright, so moobs and boobs are equal in your opinion?
Stare.
But fellows do not mosey around finding ways to cleverly expose their shafts unless you give them your cell number, and that makes it okay.
Nice ball rack, bro.
Optional homo :3
I won’t apologize for my gender.
Not being gay means your anti trans somehow.
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Yeah, I’m asexual yet I still look at people’s tits and asses. I don’t feel any attraction, I’m not really aesthetically pleased by seeing them nor will I get aroused, but you are socially conditioned to check others or it is very much biological (or both).
“boobs. noted.”
this aired in 2002
so it’s not like media hasn’t been both calling out, taking advantage of, and making fun of male gazeit’s hard for us male gays, always being made fun of 😔
Some Femboys have tits, is it gay to like femboy tits? I mayhaps found a loophole for you lot.
Isn’t she Kara, AKA Supergirl…?
They are cousins… That makes it weirder.
Nope, she’s Power Girl. While still Superman’s cousin, in this specific continuity (injustice), she’s from an alternate timeline. So it’s like half incest
It’s quantum incest… you just made it be incest by observing it.
A clone of his cousin, then.
We should toss superboy in there, get Superman’s/luthors clone involved.
Call it half of a half incest.
Smallville is Alabama now? Is this another reboot?
Dean Cain is a hillbilly, so yeah.
If Power Girl didn’t want people to stare at her cleavage, maybe reconsider the outfit
Cousin cleavage
I think she’s a cousin of a Superman from another universe so technically it’s cool.
Unless it’s different in the Injustice setting…
Bewbs
Titties are cool
Butcracks also exist
thx
