Still investigating cause of death, but it appears to be some sort of puncture wound in the neck region

  • fodor@lemmy.zip
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    6 hours ago

    The “nearby woods” have been secured, lol. Yeah, you do that. Watch out for the deer and bears and shit.

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      6 hours ago

      Well, they had to say they’ve done something.

      In a month or two theyll pin it on someone, mangione style. Just to keep COG; the perception that there os punishment is more important than actually solving the mystery. I’d guess someone less pretty and less sympathetic this time. Maaaaaybe someone queer.