slate@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoTHIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to comesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square214linkfedilinkarrow-up1635arrow-down114file-text
arrow-up1621arrow-down1imageTHIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to comesh.itjust.worksslate@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square214linkfedilinkfile-text
Still investigating cause of death, but it appears to be some sort of puncture wound in the neck region
minus-squareyesman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up60arrow-down1·1 day agoCrazy times to live when you see the FBI go from Darth Vader to Dark Helmet.
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 day agoHolding press conferences with the visor down … sounding loud, hollow and important … every once in a while opening the visor to show an idiot trying to clarify what they said.
minus-squaremacniel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·1 day agoThey went right over his Helmet!
minus-squareCobblerScholar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day agoRight? Won’t be able to have a serious movie about the FBI for the next 30 years
minus-squareRFKJrsBrainworm@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 day agoTheir (they 're…i am incompetent)counting on AI to do the Darth Vader shit for Darth Helmet… we’re fucked
Crazy times to live when you see the FBI go from Darth Vader to Dark Helmet.
Holding press conferences with the visor down … sounding loud, hollow and important … every once in a while opening the visor to show an idiot trying to clarify what they said.
They went right over his Helmet!
Right? Won’t be able to have a serious movie about the FBI for the next 30 years
Their (they 're…i am incompetent)counting on AI to do the Darth Vader shit for Darth Helmet… we’re fucked