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The thing is, this isn’t a curse.
A curse is what happened to Bill O’Reilly, to Tucker Carlson, to Glen Beck. Either there’s a scandal reckoning, or the guy believes his own rhetoric a little too much and says something kooky or too far out the Overton window, or draws the stupidest chalkboard diagram and someone in FOX notices his average viewership is 72 years old, and retires his show.
They take a serious demotion in popularity and a pay cut and all but retire. That’s how witch’s curses work when they do.
However Kirk did suffer one of Charles Dickens’ many curses. ( …Charlie Dickens – Charlie Kirk – coincidence?) In A Christmas Carol the chapter on the visitation of the Ghost of Christmases Yet To Come. Wealthy people who have not empathy with nor sympathy for the rest of us folk eventually die and then are not grieved when they’re gone (except by those who have to gain by presenting a sad face). Kirk wasn’t one of the moguls, but he spread their rhetoric and was one of their ruthless minions.
What’s sad is because the current “administration” is so fucking stupid, they’ll probably try to arrest these Etsy 'witches"…
Maybe one of them performed their spell over the dark web, with bitcoin as sacrifice.
I hope the witches encrypted their spells so they can’t be traced.
Good luck, they’re behind seven pentagrams.
Virtual Pentagram Network.
Next week in EU: “We’re proposing a new bill, called ‘SpellControl’, for the safety of our people”
Antimagic collars for all spell casters, for your safety. You can still cast spells must must verify your ID and choose from a list of approved magics.
OK so, in Wicca at least (not sure about other traditions) there’s this thing called the Rule of Three: everything you send out will come back three times as hard, including with Magic.
So, I wonder how the rule of three will deal with this?
Don’t mind me, just going to become Wiccan so I can send someone an orgasm…
Not all people who wear the title of witch are Wiccan.
rule of three is broader than Wicca though. something like it is common in a lot of pagan beliefs.
I know some who go by it, and many who don’t. Usually the longer they’re in it, the more radical they become.
Charlie Kirk, Steve Bannon, Donald Trump. Go wicca witches, do your thing!
Edit: I will also accept Tucker Carlson and Nigel Farage
I would say something but I’m worried it will lead me to getting partyvanned
Three Nazis will be removed from their lives as well.
Wait it’s like buy one get 3 free? What a bargain.
Please do Putin please do Putin
Yeah but that’s like $15 in Etsy credit
But how will Trump know what to do without Putin’s orders? Better take him out also.
And Trump and JD Vance :3
Слушай, ну Трамп это помощнее фигура. Я думаю что его ауру окутывают несколько слоев магической защиты +9
Причај српски да те цијели свијет разумије :3 Трумп и Путин си могу попушит курац :3
Trump x Putin YAOI hentai?
Or Andrej Plenković x Zoran Milanović YAOI hentai??
Come fucking on. That is the most annoying thing I ever hear, why did you have to say it? I refuse.
mrrrreow meow :3
Trump x Putin YAOI hentai?
Brain bleach stat! Please. What a horrific mental image.
Wait till you see Trump x Kim Jong Un YAOI
Why would you do that to me??!? I was having a perfectly nice day and then I get two awful images put in my head in the course of five minutes.
Do not suggest making it a three-way between them, that image would be even worse.
Sorry mrrrreow meow. Reject humanity, embrace mrrrreow meow :3
Hmmm, yes, interesting. Regardless of what was said in the rest of the post, I agree with the part I understood.
In cyrillic it basically says “Speak serbian so that whole world understands you :3 Trump and Putin can suck each other dick :3”
Nah, they’re gonna be more like the “Anthony Adams Rubbing Hands Together From Behind a Tree” meme when they realize how much they can jack up their prices on Etsy now.
… Did they do Trump too? He’s looking a little…stroke-ish.
There’s a part of me that knows, if the fbi or other goons draw up a search warrant (well, I guess subpoena since it’s bank record) for that transaction, we will be hearing about some poor folks getting harassed for ‘cursing’ kirk.
The same 7 people who are impressed by this vsauce video
Hey vsauce, Michael here or am I, who am I? Who are you? Why am I still here?
when will God end my suffering?
